thE jIG IS UPppPPPP??? ?????

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
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I have to explain this. I had a skin graft when I was in college because I put my thumb in a tablesaw. And so they took the skin from here and put to here so it’s perfectly square scar. So I thought it would be funny if I put a cutted line around the square scar. And then after I got the tattoo I realized nobody fucking sees the square scar (x)

No gifset can accurately represent the hilarity of this conversation

tricksterblogthings:

This woman just nails it. People wonder why everybody fucking hates the U.S government so much, but why wouldn’t we if they are feeding lies to an already easily influenced, gullible audience, about how Gaza and Israel are actually on equal footing when it couldn’t be further from the truth! Why the fuck does America feel the need to kiss Israel’s ass? Israel is killing innocent people everyday with attacks and apparently that’s defending their fucking country! I have never felt so mad and helpless ever in my life.

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

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You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

theywhisper-allforgiven:

strangedayshavefoundme666:

brokenasphyxiation:

zetatauri:

ohnonotthedrill:

ndnickerson:

COLLEGE FIRST.

I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.

A+ PARENTING

The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

bolded the coment ^ cause relevant!

kidbuudha:

matokininja:

bloggers-shit:

theafrocentrics:

ezryder71:

theafrocentrics:

I saw this on twitter. This is beautiful.

It’s not beautiful, it’s stupid and degrading! NOBODY should use either!

Shut your dumb ass up.

Always that one person ^^ lmao.

Here let me make it two. IT is stupid and degrading. Nobody should be using either, but your stupid asses just can’t think of a better word to use now can you?

White folks always tryna police what the fuck we say. And then you got these Uncle Tom ass niggas wanting to join in and tap dance for to impress your white “pals”. All y’all can kiss my black ass. It’s sociology 101. Simple shit. I grew around Mexicans my whole life and they used to call each other beaners. You know what would happen if I called one of homies a beaner? I’d get my face sliced up. It’s called cultural relativism, assholes. You take the culture for what it is and you RESPECT THE BOUNDARIES OF SAID CULTURE. Now all y’all shut the fuck up.

kidbuudha:

matokininja:

bloggers-shit:

theafrocentrics:

ezryder71:

theafrocentrics:

I saw this on twitter. This is beautiful.

It’s not beautiful, it’s stupid and degrading! NOBODY should use either!

Shut your dumb ass up.

Always that one person ^^ lmao.

Here let me make it two. IT is stupid and degrading. Nobody should be using either, but your stupid asses just can’t think of a better word to use now can you?

White folks always tryna police what the fuck we say. And then you got these Uncle Tom ass niggas wanting to join in and tap dance for to impress your white “pals”. All y’all can kiss my black ass. It’s sociology 101. Simple shit. I grew around Mexicans my whole life and they used to call each other beaners. You know what would happen if I called one of homies a beaner? I’d get my face sliced up. It’s called cultural relativism, assholes. You take the culture for what it is and you RESPECT THE BOUNDARIES OF SAID CULTURE. Now all y’all shut the fuck up.

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY